It's a good life (so far)!

Hi all,

I heard Mommy and Daddy (M&D) talking about finding an easy way to share news and stories about me with family and friends. They don't get a lot of sleep so the conversation was taking forever... so I told them "Enough already. I'll right a blog. Now that that is settled; M, get that shirt open. D, get ready to change a nasty diaper. I just sharted big time." (I get a bit cranky when I'm hungry)

Now, I don't consider myself a pompous newborn, and I don't want to come across as self-important. If it was up to me I'd be nursing on a teet, not blogging. But as I said before, I was hungry so I made a deal to write a blog... and I'm a baby of my word. It's not as though I can order a pizza, or digest one for that matter. So here I am.

We've established why I'm here. At this point you may be asking yourself "Why am I reading the musings of a newborn?" Good question. The best answer I have for you is that M&D sent you a link to this blog so you can check in periodically on what's going on with moi. I totally get it if you don't feel like getting on-line and reading this, I can barely make it through "Goodnight Moon" without feeling the urge to spit up... but if you enjoy this kind of thing, check in intermittently. I'll try to update this blog with some news of events or some funny stories as much as possible.

Well, I'm going to go now - you have no idea how hard it is to type with fingers less than a inch in length. Love you all!

BF